Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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