I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Randomize
