The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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