Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
My life is pants optional.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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