At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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