I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
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The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
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Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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