Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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