They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
It's just like the Real World with babies
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
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Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
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This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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