Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
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Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
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I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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