I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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