pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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