Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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