I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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