shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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