Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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