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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid

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(406): View more from Montana

Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...

(303): View more from Colorado

Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...

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(319): View more from Iowa

Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.

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(573): View more from Missouri

I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.

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(785): View more from Kansas

When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.

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Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.

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(765): View more from Indiana

I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high

(+61): View more from Australia

Send it to me

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