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Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?

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(850): Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today? http://tfl.nu/xk43

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Are you trying to threaten my boobs?

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(402): Are you trying to threaten my boobs? http://tfl.nu/zkua

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I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.

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(224): I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week. http://tfl.nu/ba7c

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i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room

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(864): i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room http://tfl.nu/jsw5

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now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.

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(617): now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon. http://tfl.nu/epth

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In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.

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(256): In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside. http://tfl.nu/kaff

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What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night

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(989): What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night http://tfl.nu/rv8l

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The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.

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(606): The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire. http://tfl.nu/g319

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i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.

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(202): i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy. http://tfl.nu/piez

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Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.

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(787): Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now. http://tfl.nu/rhtn

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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.

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(716): banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory. http://tfl.nu/iarg

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So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.

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(469): So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101. http://tfl.nu/16s8

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She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth

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(802): She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth http://tfl.nu/i0xq

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Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven

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(954): Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven http://tfl.nu/uc72

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We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.

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(617): We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is. http://tfl.nu/ous1

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