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• (954): View more from Florida

  I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits

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• (+64): View more from New Zealand

  No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.

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• (936): View more from Texas

  So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.

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• (213): View more from California

  The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I think you just miss his friendship.

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  I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.

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