New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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