but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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