If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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