roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
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Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
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I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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