from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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