After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Randomize
