i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
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You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
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On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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