Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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