I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
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the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
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I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Randomize