i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Randomize
