If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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