By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
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studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
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Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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