oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
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The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
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He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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