Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
He's a Shit stain on my heart
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Someone came in the potted fern
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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