white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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