You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
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The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
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Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
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