i just google imaged poop.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
She bit a glass in half.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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