guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
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her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
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I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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