bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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