I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
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she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
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all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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