I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
we made out on top of his cat.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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