There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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