Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
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I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
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I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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