Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Randomize
