He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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