I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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