sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
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I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
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Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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