you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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