problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
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you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
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We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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