He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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