On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
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sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
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just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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