I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I feel great
I just peed on a car
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
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I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
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So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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