these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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