plz talk dirty to me
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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