He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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