You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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