i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
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We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
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Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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