fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Too much gin, very little bucket
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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