dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
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Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
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There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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