he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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