Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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